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The Barrage Has Begun
My daughter’s “Question Everything” switch has been turned on. This is a well-known phase for children that doesn’t require a lot of explanation. I knew this was coming and, honestly, don’t mind it at all. It is fascinating to watch her growing curiosity about her world. Also, if she is busy asking me questions it means she is not busy doing other things like throwing a cat down the stairs.
This phase in a child’s life drives many parents to the edge because it is a big test of our patience. The key for me is to remember my daughter is not asking questions because she wants to annoy me; she is either truly curious or she simply wants my attention. Both of those states require quality, supportive action from me.
I think I give her that. Usually.
Methods for the Madness
To help her get that quality attention she deserves I have developed a few response methods. The method I use is highly dependent upon my mood.
METHOD #1 – Full Engagement
When I am in a good mood and ready to be creative I just step right in to the questioning game. This is the best kind of exchange because it creates fun for both of us.
“Daddy, is it dart outside?”
“Yes, it is.”
“Why?”
“Because it’s night time.”
“Why?”
“Because the Sun is on the other side of the Earth now.”
“Why?”
“Because the Earth rotates once a day and right now we’re on the side that’s away from the Sun.”
“Why?”
“So people on the other side of the Earth can have some sunlight, too. When they have sunlight they can play outside. We can’t have the Sun on our side of the Earth all of the time. We need to share it. We had some sun today and now it’s other people’s turn to have some sun. Like when we share our toys.”
“Oh! We have da Sun an’ we tan play outside an’ an’ den other people tan have da Sun and den it’s dart and den WE have the Sun adenn!”
METHOD #2 – Parry and Riposte
Often if I’ve answered her questions she will begin the interrogation again. This happens because she isn’t really interested in the answers, she just wants attention. Sometimes I am busy with other tasks and don’t have the focus to use Full Engagement. If that’s the case then the best way to deal with this situation is to turn her questioning back on her.
“Whez Alice?”
“She’s at school.”
“Why?”
“Because it’s a school day and Alice needs to go to school today.”
“Why?”
“Because that’s what kids do when they are Alice’s age.”
“Whez Alice?”
“Hm. Where do you think Alice is?”
“Alice is at stool today betuzz… betuzz… she is five and she have ta go to STOOL!”
“That’s right!”
METHOD #3 – Distraction
Sometimes I just need to make it stop.
“Whez Mommy?”
“At work.”
“Why?”
“So she can make money.”
“Why?”
“Because without money we can’t buy things like earplugs for Dad.”
“Why?”
“Squirrel!”
Some Questions Have No Answers
I am not always successful at addressing this childhood phase. Sometimes there are certain questions my daughter asks that I can’t resolve with the aforementioned methods. For example:
“Daddy what is dat?”
“It’s a potato.”
“Why?”
This is when I break out the end game move: “Because it is.” The downside of this response is that it has come back to haunt me.
“Doodles, why did you pour your cereal into the cats’ water dish?”
“Betuzz I did.”
Embracing the Examinations
Overall, I think I have been able to handle this questioning phase very well. As long as I remember to allow her the freedom to be curious and don’t lose my patience with repetitive queries, this stage of her life may pass by with little damage to my mental state. I am learning more about my daughter as much as she is learning more about her world. It is a very valuable time in our lives.
“Why?”
“Betuzz it is.”
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